SANTA’S SLAY is an enjoyably dumb killer Santa movie. It’s from 2005 but it’s in the ’80s b-horror tradition of cheesy acting and dialogue and sort of pretending to be serious but with an intentionally asinine premise. Not quite as campy as KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE or RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES, but less serious than the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHTs. Actually the movie it reminded me of most is from the year before, Jeff Lieberman’s SATAN’S LITTLE HELPER. That was a Halloween movie, though. (read the rest of this shit…)
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Santa’s Slay
Monday, December 19th, 2011Tags: Bill Goldberg, Chris Kattan, Christmas, Christmas horror, Emilie de Ravin, Fran Drescher, James Caan, killer Santa, Rebecca Gayheart, Robert Culp
Posted in Comedy/Laffs, Horror, Reviews | 17 Comments »
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