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Huda’s Salon

HUDA’S SALON is from 2021 and it’s the most recent film from Palestinian director Hany Abu-Assad – I previously reviewed his films RANA’S WEDDING (2002), THE COURIER (2012), OMAR (2013) and THE MOUNTAIN BETWEEN US (2017). After that last one, a big English language movie starring Idris Elba and Kate Winslet, he returned home for another one of his thriller/dramas about life in occupied Palestine.

It opens in the titular Bethlehem hair salon, where new mother Reem (Maisa Abd Elhadi, Baghdad Central) is having her hair done by Huda (Manal Awad). I kinda fell for the implication that it would be a conversational, day-in-the-life kind of movie, because there’s an 8-minute-long oner as Huda washes and brushes Reem’s hair and they talk about people these days styling their own hair based on Youtube videos, then about the invasiveness of Facebook, and then how possessive Reem’s husband is but how maybe she’ll open her own salon some day when her daughter’s older. And the shot is still going as Huda pours her a cup of coffee (that’s nice) and puts some drops of something in it (oh, that’s not nice) and gets ready to cut her hair but she passes out and Huda closes the curtains and opens a door into a back room where a dude named Said (Samer Bisharat, OMAR) has been sitting on a bed looking at his phone while he waits. Now he helps carry Reem in, takes her clothes off and poses naked for Polaroids with her.

There’s finally a cut and then another pretty long oner where Reem wakes up naked in the bed, Huda shows her one of the photos and explains that she’s being blackmailed and has to become a snitch for the occupation. If she tells anyone then “the Secret Service will be ruthless, and your daughter will pay the price.” Huda very plainly says “We’re all in the same boat” and to call some guy named Musa with information. At the end she says “Let me finish your hair before you leave,” which is real rich. Reem just walks out, disgusted.

The Facebook discussion is ironic because it turns out she’s also under surveillance in the old fashioned way. And not just by the occupation – Huda and her salon are being staked out by the resistance. They capture her and she spends most of the movie in a dank basement being interrogated by Hasan (Ali Suliman, CHRONICLE OF A DISAPPEARANCE, PARADISE NOW, THE KINGDOM, BODY OF LIES, LONE SURVIVOR, ARTHUR THE KING) about who the people in her stack of blackmail photos are.

For all of Huda’s treachery she does have some guilt, first pleading for the innocence of the women in the photos and then specifically trying to hide Reem’s, knowing that she hasn’t even had time to snitch. But the attempt only focuses their attention on Reem.

When Reem hears about Huda being taken in she only has a few options, none of them good. She tries calling Huda, whose captors answer the phone. She tries calling the Musa guy to beg for a border pass, but he won’t do it without her trading him some information.

Reem clearly hates the occupation, but she’s not trying to be involved in some war, she’s just trying to live her life, and she’s stuck between two ruthless factions – the heavily armed one that oppresses her and the smaller one that will assume she betrayed them. Not only that but she fears telling her husband Yousef what’s going on because he’s always paranoid about her cheating or not loving him. The first thing is not true but the second one might be. She can’t fake happiness under these circumstances, and everyone from her husband to her mom to her doctor assume it’s something to do with her marriage.

Yousef is an interesting character because he pretty much sucks, he’s got a bunch of shitty attitudes and doesn’t get Reem at all, but he’s not a monster. He does worry about her and try to understand what’s up with her. He seems like a pretty realistic character.

The filmmaking is mostly pretty straight forward, it never seems like he’s showing off, even when there’s another oner that’s really impressive and terrifying. It involves a circle of men questioning Said and then they light him on fire and he runs around and crashes into a wall. I can tell where the cut is hidden but man is it smooth, and the fire stunt is great, it’s not one of those ones where he’s wearing a big chunky suit to protect him. Or maybe it’s a visual effect? If so it fooled me.

Some of the dialogue between Huda and Hasan is contrived to compare and contrast their viewpoints and backgrounds, have them challenge each other’s perspectives, it’s very much like a play. I like that stuff less than I like Reem’s thriller story, but it’s pretty well done, and it elaborates on Abu-Assad’s theme that, as Huda says, “It’s easier to occupy a society that already represses itself.” She herself was forced into working for the occupation via blackmail and fear that her husband would kill her.

I’m still enjoying watching Abu-Assad’s movies, especially the Palestinian ones. There’s something about seeing an artist’s expression of life in occupied territories that’s more enlightening than even seeing a documentary about it. Or at least differently enlightening. This paints a very upsetting portrait of a situation that has obviously turned much more horrifying in the years since, and more tense even for those not living in the war zone.

Last year Maisa Abd Elhadi, who played Reem, was arrested twice, put on house arrest and detained for two days for Instagram posts about the October 7th attacks in Israel. According to descriptions in Israeli newspapers one post “mocked the victims,” which sounds bad, but another “rejoiced at the sight of the Gaza-Israel border fence being brought down” and compared it to the fall of the Berlin wall. For that she was charged with “incitement to terrorism and expressing solidarity with a terror organization,” and an interior minister wanted her citizenship to be revoked. I couldn’t find what happened to her after that, but she seems to have removed the illegal sentiments from Instagram, has no more recent posts, and all the comments on the old ones are Israeli flag emojis and people telling her to get raped, etc.

The sorts of things the good guys do, right?

Something I learned from reading up on the arrest is that Abd Elhadi is apparently in WORLD WAR Z, though it’s not listed on her IMDb page. Palestine and its cinema seem so far away, but there they are, connected to us through a so-so Brad Pitt movie. They’re human beings, fer fuck’s sake. I wish I knew how to replace our governments with people willing to recognize that, and not willing to fund and support oppression, starvation, and mass slaughter. Until then the horrors will keep snowballing, more and more depraved murders and tortures, month after month, the cruelty becoming more flagrant every day, the excuses never changing, because there just isn’t any possible context to justify this kind of thing. So why bother trying to make it convincing? I’m trying to be positive and get the point across just by writing about the movies, but I feel like an asshole not coming out and underlining it, and I don’t know how to do that with any kind of subtlety.

Sorry. Luckily, Abu-Assad is adept at exploring the realities of occupation through interesting characters and suspenseful scenarios. Don’t mind me, watch HUDA’S SALON.

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15 Responses to “Huda’s Salon”

  1. One of your best qualities as a reviewer is that you can thoughtfully engage the most serious & challenging themes without losing sight of the films that are your focus. The end of this review was one of the more difficult such balances to maintain, and I think you did it exceptionally well, Vern.

    Ben

  2. Enough of this unstopped promoting of “palestinian” films here. Every day another “palestinian” film or “palestinian” director on this web site. Get in into your heads: there is NO “palestine” — NO such thing exists. It never did. It never will. There is only OUR territory. OUR. And that is IT.

    So stop with this promoting of “palestinian” anything. It is open anti–Semitism. Not even hidden. Typically leftist. Like that leftist dirty maniac that you have for your “vice president” that just insulted our Prime Minister yesterday. Or those evil students that run anti–Semitic riots on your universities every hour of every day all the time this year and you do NOTHING to stop them as ALWAYS.

    You Americans better learn to appreciate our contributions to your messy country. We are the only reason you exist. So you better understand to value us. And the only reason you STILL exist is because we’re keeping you. FOR NOW.

  3. I really can’t tell what is satire and what is real anymore.

  4. Just popping in to say I appreciate Vern even more for reviews like this, and that I love seeing flashes of Telling It Like It Is.

    And LOL/GTFOH to the genocide enthusiast who seems o be deluded into thinking my country depends on their country for its continued existence, instead of the reality that is the exact opposite. My tax dollars fund your entire existence. Bibi got exactly the welcome he deserved. Sic semper genocide stans.

    Free Palestine, fuck the warmonger trolls, keep the reviews coming. I feel compelled to speak up about this. Thanks Vern

  5. Also, this is a web sight. Learn to Vern, friendo.

  6. Yeah, Vern, I got to admit,כך has a point. I’m a little tired of you going on and on about Palestinian filmmakers here like Joel Schumacher and Allison Anders and Robert Zemeckis. I was especially disappointed to see a review for TRUE LIES (1994), which is simply straightforward propaganda for Arab nationalism. Do better, man.

    (In all seriousness, this movie sounds pretty interesting and I appreciate where you took the review. That it stirred up [possibly ironic? Like Rbatty I don’t even know] online loons means you’re on the right track)

  7. Wow, are those NUCLEAR THREATS in a comment section for a film site?? COOL STORY, BRO.
    Since we’re in here airing out our personal agendas, I recently started a 100% free substack, talking about the movies I missed while I was in prison, as well as issues of criminal justice on a micro and macro level.
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    Today’s entry is about when I was in prison alongside Paul Manafort!
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    Great review as usual, Vern. Please allow this one spell of self-promotion.

  8. 1. Vern, I want to echo what others have said, this is an excellent review and I appreciate your takes on the conflict.
    2. Glaive, I’ve added your site to my bookmarks as well and I really appreciate the insights you give to the criminal justice system.

  9. Crudnasty, “Learn to Vern” – that’s life wisdom right there. I mean it in all seriousness.

  10. The last part of that angry comment seemed like too much so I checked the ip address, and they seem to be posting from Denver, Colorado. So take it with a grain of salt.

  11. Wow, Glaive, I had no idea. Thanks for sharing that link. Really interesting stuff. Also I agree with you, it’s weird that they’ve never done a proper Robin in a movie, I hope they don’t fuck it up.

  12. Thanks for the feedback, Bert and Vern. I post five times a week, and it’s free, no strings attached if anyone wishes to subscribe.
    Not every entry is a winner, but it’s only three weeks old. I recommend the Bone Tomahawk and A Deadly Adoption reviews for some of the better stuff about current events.

  13. Hey no worries on not every entry being a winner, we are all here reading Vern’s reviews anyways. ;)

  14. Vern, keep telling it like it is. Also, this movie sounds like a good one.

    Glaive, very interesting project. I will check it out!

  15. I’m notoriously bad when it comes to giving feedback, but I’m gonna check it out too, Glaive. (Just beware of that motherfucker Jailhouse Jim.)

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