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* * * * Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
- CJ Holden on Karate Kid: Legends: “Am I wrong or was this movie just dumped into theatres? I remember seeing the trailer when it came out,…” Jun 6, 01:03
- VERN on Karate Kid: Legends: “I really do wonder if it was more like 2 hours and they decided it needed to be 90. Seems…” Jun 5, 23:50
- Franchise Fred on Karate Kid: Legends: “I’ll not stand for this Next Karate Kid slander. I’ve written my piece on Legends. It might have been ok…” Jun 5, 23:27
- Dreadguacamole on Return of the Bastard Swordsman: “I haven’t seen any of the BASTARD SWORDSMANSES, but I clearly need to rectify that. I will happily second both…” Jun 5, 16:03
- Jake on Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning: “Tom’s last stunt in the film is something I had assumed he wasn’t crazy enough to do for real but…” Jun 5, 11:10
- Mr. Majestyk on Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning: “From what I understand, McQuarrie made it a point to switch up some of his basic filmatistical grammar between movies.…” Jun 5, 09:14
- Bill Reed on Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning: “Glaive: I thought it was a funny bit, if a little incongruous tonally. Maybe it was the product of a…” Jun 5, 08:49
- neal2zod on Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning: “Oh and another thing – I’ve started to see (valid) complaints that the McQuarrie M:I’s have a bit of sameness…” Jun 5, 07:47
- Netina on All Quiet on the Western Front (2022): “I love these types of war movies, main reason would be because it shows the audience what people had to…” Jun 5, 07:28
- neal2zod on Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning: “Glaive Robber – I kinda loved the “Ethan Goes Beast Mode” bit, even though yeah, it didn’t seem to be…” Jun 5, 07:21
- Mr. Majestyk on Return of the Bastard Swordsman: “In a similar vein, I would recommend BUDDHA’S PALM, which has all the psychedelic laser-fu you could want but adds…” Jun 5, 06:06
- pegsman on Return of the Bastard Swordsman: “Since it reminds me of both BASTARD SWORDSMAN and RETURN OF THE BASTARD SWORDSMAN I have to recommend THE BATTLE…” Jun 4, 22:43
- Glaive Robber on Lords of Dogtown: “I’ve never seen this, but wow, this is a really great review.” Jun 4, 21:02
- Glaive Robber on Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning: “Oh, also, did anyone have any thoughts on that very weird pre-credits moment where we don’t see Ethan brutally murder…” Jun 4, 20:03
- Glaive Robber on The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: “@Vern — overall I think it’s pretty enjoyable as far as comedy sequels go. But the bad decisions are pretty…” Jun 4, 20:00
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