A.I.: The Artifical-Intelligence
Abominable
Absolute Power
Across
the Universe
Action
Jackson
Actiongirls:
Soldiers of the Dead Part 1 (plus
interview with writer/director Scotty JX)
Adaptation
Against
the Dark
Aileen Wuornos: The Selling of a Serial
Killer
Ali
Alien
vs. Predator
Aliens
Aliens
vs. Predator: Requiem
All About Eve (with Three Faces
of Eve)
Almost Famous
Amelie
American Astronaut
American Beauty
An
American Carol
American
Gangster
American Heart
American
Ninja
American Pie
American Pimp
American Psycho
American Splendor
Another Day in Paradise
Another
48 Hours
Any
Which Way You Can
The
Apartment Complex
Apocalypto
Appaloosa
The
Aristocrats
Armageddon
Army
of One
The
Art of War II: Betrayal
Art
School Confidential
Attack
Force
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Avenging
Force
The Aviator
B
Babel
Baby Boy
Babylon
A.D.
Back
In Action
Bad
Boys 2
Bad
Day at Black Rock
Bad
Lieutenant
Bad
Santa
Baise Moi
Ballbuster
Bamboozled
The Barbershop
Batman Begins
Battle in Seattle
Battle
Royale part 2
Be
Cool
Be
Kind Rewind
The Beach
The
Beastmaster
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Behind
the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Belly
Belly of the Beast
Beowulf
Beyond the Mat
Big
Trouble in Little China
Biggie and Tupac
Billy Jack
Birth
Black
and Blue: Legends of the Hip Hop Cop
Black
Book (Zwartboek)
Black
Caesar
Black
Christmas
The
Black Dahlia
Black
Dawn
Black
Snake Moan
Blackjack
Blade II
Blade III
Blade:
The Series
My
cordial open letter to Spike
TV which somehow failed to inspire
them to renew BLADE: THE SERIES for a full season
Blade
Runner: The Final Final Last Ever Cut I Promise
Blast
Blind
Fury
Blood Simple (director's
cut)
Blood Work
Blue Collar
Blue
Steel
Bobby
Boiling Point (Takeshi
Kitano)
Boiling
Point (Wesley
Snipes)
Bones
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch Part
II
The
Boondocks (tv show [cartoon])
Born Losers
Born
To Fight
Bound
Bowling For Columbine
Boys Don't Cry
The
Brave One
Breakfast With Hunter
Brick
Bride of Chucky
Bridge
of Dragons
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
Brokeback
Mountain
Broken
Flowers
Brother
Brotherhood of the Wolf
The
Brothers Grimm
The
Brown Bunny
Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave
Bubba Ho Tep
Bubble
Bulletproof
Bully
C
Cabin By the Lake
Candyman
Candyman Farewell to the Flesh & Candyman Day of the Dead
Capote
Capturing the Friedmans
Carlito's
Way: Rise to Power
Carny
Cars
Casino
Royale
Catwoman
Cecil B. Demented
The Cell
Le Cercle Rouge
Chaos
(David
the Demon DeFalco one)
Chaos
(Jason
Statham and Wesley Snipes one)
Charlie's Angels
Charlie's
Angels Full Throttle
Cherry Falls
Children
of Men
Chocolate
Christine
Child's Play
Chopper
The Chronicles of Riddick
Chuck and Buck
Circle of Iron
City of Industry
Class
of 1984
Class
of 1999
Cliffhanger
Cloverfield
Cobra
Cockfighter
Code
of Silence
Collateral
Comic Book Villains
Commando
Compulsion
The
Condemned
Confessions of a Dangerous
Mind
Confessions
of a Superhero
Connors'
War
Constantine
The
Contractor
The
Covenant
Coyote
Moon
Cradle 2 the Grave
Crank
Crash
(the David Cronenberg one, not Paul Haggis)
Crash
(the Paul Haggis one, not Dave Cronenberg)
Crazed
Cop
Crimen
Ferpecto (Ferpect
Crime - released in the US with the cowardly retitling The Perfect Crime)
Criminal
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Crow Part 3: Salvation
Cruel Intentions Part 2:
The Rejected TV Series
Crying Freeman
Cube 2: Hypercube
Cujo
Cursed
D
Dagon
Dance With the Devil (Perdita Durango) -
see Day of the Beast
Dancer in the Dark
The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys
Dark Age
Dark
Angel
The
Dark Knight
Darkman
Darkman
II: The Return of Durant
Darkman
III: Die Darkman Die
Dave
Chappelle's Block Party
Dawn of the Dead (remake)
The
Day Lincoln Was Shot
Day of the Beast and Dance
With the Devil (Perdita Durango)
Day
of the Dead remake
Day
of the Wolves
Dead Alive
The
Dead Pool
The
Dead Zone
Deadbeat at Dawn
Death
Cheaters
Death
Proof
Death
Proof DVD
Death
Race
Death
Sentence
Death to Smoochy
Death
Warrant
Death
Wish
Death
Wish II
Death
Wish 3
Death
Wish 4: The Crackdown
Death
Wish V: The Face of Death
Deathdream
Deep Cover
The
Defender directed
by Dolph Lundgren
Delta
Heat
Demonlover
The
Departed
Deranged
Derby
The
Descent
Desert
Heat
The Devil's Backbone
The Devil's Rejects (not
a sequel to The Devil's Backbone, it is a sequel to House of
the 1000 Corpses though)
Diamond Men
Diary
of the Dead
Dick
Die Hard (1988)
Die Hard part 2
Die Hard With a Vengeance
Dirty
Harry
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
District
B13 (Banlieue 13)
Dog Soldiers
Dogtown and Z-Boys
Dolemite
Domino
Don Juan - or, if Don Juan were a woman
Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko: Director's
Cut
Doom
Doomsday
Double
Dare
Double Impact
Double
Team
Dracula + Spanish Dracula,
Dracula 1979, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Andy Warhol's Dracula,
Dracula Father and Son, Dracula - Prince of Darkness, Satanic
Rites of Dracula, F.W. Murnau's Nosferatu, Werner Herzog's Nosferatu,
Charles Band's The Creeps.
Dracula II: Ascension
Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
The Driver
Drugstore Cowboy
Drumline
E
Eastern Promises
Eaten
Alive
Ed
Gein
Eight
Below Inspired By A True Story
Elektra
Elephant
Enchanted
The
Enforcer
Enter
the Dragon
Enter
the Ninja
Equilibrium
Escape
From New York and
Escape From LA
The
Escapist
E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (S.E. - The Special
Edition)
Ever Since the World
Ended
Every
Which Way But Loose
Evil Dead, Evil Dead Part 2, Army
of Darkness
Evil Dead: Book of the
Dead Edition (dvd review from the Ain't It Cool
News)
Exorcist: The Version
Motherfuckers NEVER seen even ONCE
The
Expendables (script review)
The
Exterminator
The
Exterminator 2
Eyes Without a Face
F
Faces
of Death
Fahrenheit 9-11 -
this review was quoted in Cineaste Magazine, which proves I am real serious
and respected, etc.
Fail Safe (2000 live tv version)
Fantasia 2000
"Fantastic"
4: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Far From Heaven
The Fast and the Furious
The
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fast
and Furious
Fast
Company
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear-Anxiety-Depression
Fearless
(Jet Li's Fearless)
Femme
Fatale
Fever
Fever Pitch (2005)
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
Finding Neverland
Firestorm
First Blood
A
Fistful of Dollars
Flags
Of Our Fathers
Flight
of Fury
Fly Away Home
Formula
51
Four Rooms
Four
Brothers
Frankenfish
Freddy
vs. Jason
Freddy's
Dead: The Final Nightmare
Free
Lisl: Fear and Loathing in Denver
Frida
Friday
After Next
Friday
the 13th parts 1-8
The
Friends of Eddie Coyle
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter
From Hell
Frost/Nixon
Full Clip
Full Frontal
Funny Games
G
The Gangs of
New York
Garfield
(yeah
you heard me, I reviewed Garfield. you got a fuckin problem with that, don't
talk to me. Talk to the fucking SYSTEM.)
Get
Rich Or Die Tryin'
The Getaway
Ghost Dog - The Way of the Samurai
Ghost
Rider
Ghost World
Ghosts of Mars
The
Gingerdead Man
Gingerdead
Man 2: The Passion of the Crust
Ginger Snaps
Ginger Snaps 2
Ginger Snaps Back: The
Beginning
Gladiator
The
Glove
The
Godfather
The
Godfather Part II
Godzilla Final Wars
Goldeneye
The Good Girl
Good
Night and Good Luck
Goodbye, 20th Century
Goodfellas
Gran
Torino
Gridiron
Gang
G****house
Groundhog
Day
The Grudge
Gummo
Gymkata
H
Habit
Half Past Dead
Halloween
Halloween: Resurrection
Halloween
(Rob
Zombie's remake)
The
Happening
Happiness
Hard Boiled
Hard
Candy
Hard
Luck
Hardcase
and Fist
Hardcore
(2004)
The Harder They Come
Hatchet
Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies
Head of State
Heavy Metal 2000
Hell
Ride
Hellboy
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Hero
High
Tension
Highway
The
Hills Have Eyes (2006 remake)
The
Hills Have Eyes Remake II
The
Hip Hop Project
A
History of Violence
Hit
List
Hitman
Hitman Hart: Wrestling With Shadows
second review
Hollow Man
Hollow
Man II
Holy
Mountain
<Home Page>
Hostage
Hostel
Hostel
Part II
Hot
Fuzz
The Hot Rock
House of Games
House of 1,000 Corpses
House
of the Dead 2
How High
How To Make a Monster
The
Howling
Hulk
Human Nature
The
Hunted
(Christopher Lambert)
The
Hunted (Tommy Lee Jones)
The Hunter
Hustle & Flow
I
I Am Legend
I Come In Peace
I
Know Who Killed Me
I Love Huckabees
I, comma, Robot
I
Spit On Your Grave
Ice
Harvest
If These Walls Could Talk Part 2: Revenge
of the Talking Walls
Igby Goes Down
I'll
Always Know What You Did Last Summer
In
the Line of Fire
An
Inconvenient Truth
An
Incredible Hulk
Indiana
Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Infested: The Invasion of the Killer Bugs
Inside
Man
Into the Sun
The
Invasion
Ip
Man
The Island of Dr. Moreau
J
Jack
Brooks: Monster Slayer
Jackass: The Movie
Jarhead
Jason X
Jay and Silent Bob's Strike
Back (important
essay on the sad state of modern film comedy, Written for the Ain't It Cool
News)
J.C.V.D.
The
Jesse Ventura Story
Jesus
Is Magic
Jesus' Son
Jet
Li's Fearless
The
Films of Alejandro Jodorowsky box set
Juno
K
Karate Bull
Fighter
Karate
Bear Fighter
Karate
For Life
Ken
Park
Kickboxer
Kikijuro
Kill Bill Volume 2
Kill
Switch
The Killer (1972)
King
Kong (2006)
King of New York
King of the Ants
Kiss
Kiss Bang Bang
Knightriders
Knock
Off
Konga
L
Lady in the
Water
Land
of the Dead
The Last Boy Scout
The Last Days of Disco
Last
House On the Left (remake)
Last Man On Earth and Omega Man
Last
Man Standing
The Last Minute
Last
Night at the Alamo
The
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Leatherface:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
The
Legend of Zorro
Leprechaun,
Leprechaun In Space, Leprechaun In The Hood, Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood
Lethal
Weapon
Letters
From Iwo Jima
Life
Lil' Pimp
Lionheart
Lipstick & Dynamite
Live
Free or Die Hard
Live
Free or Die Hard: Allowed to Say 'Motherfucker' Edition dvd
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Longest Yard
The
Longshots
The
Lookout
Lord of the Rings: Fellows With a Ring
Lord of the Rings Part 2: 2 Towerz
Lord of War
Lords
of the Street
Love and a Bullet
M
The Machinist
Mad
Max Beyond Thunderdome
Made in U.S.A.
Magnolia
Magnum
Force
Malcolm
X
Malone
The
Man From Hong Kong
Man On Fire
The Man On the Moon
Man-Thing
The Man Who Wasn't There
Maniac
Maniac Cop
The Manson Family (Jim Van Bebber)
Maria Full of Grace
Marie
Antoinette
The
Marine
Mary
Poppins
Master Gunfighter
Match
Point
The Matrix Reloaded
Max
Payne
McCabe
and Mrs. Miller
McQ
Me and You and Everyone
We Know
Mean
Guns
Mean Machine
The Mechanic
Meet the Parents
Men In Black
Mercenary
For Justice
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
Miami Blues
Miami
Vice
Michael
Clayton
Million Dollar Baby
Mindhunters
Minority Report
Miracle
At St. Anna
Missing Persons
Mission:
Impossible. Part: 3
Missionary
Man
The
Mist
Mr. Majestyk
Mr.
No Legs
Mullholland Dr.
The Mummy (Hammer
version)
The
Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Munich
My
Bloody Valentine
My Father is a Hero
My
Name Is Modesty
Mystic River
N
National Treasure
Navy
SEALs
Never Die Alone
The Next Karate Kid
Nick
Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
A
Nightmare On Elm Street
A
Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
A
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
A
Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
A
Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Ninja
Vengeance
The
Ninth Configuration
No
Country For Old Men
No
Man's Land: Rise of Reeker
Notorious
Nurse Betty
O
Ocean's 11
Ocean's 12
Ocean's
13
The Old Dark House
Oldboy
On Deadly Ground (Olympia
Film Festival)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
One
Man's Justice (aka
One Tough Bastard)
Ong-Bak (aka Muay Thai Warrior)
The
Onion Movie
The Opportunists
The Order: From Cremaster III: Season of the Witch
The Original Kings of Comedy
Osmosis Jones
Out For a Kill
Out of Reach
Overnight
P
Paid
in Full
Panic Room
Paparazzi
The
Park Is Mine
Pauly Shore Is Dead
Payback
Payback
- Straight Up: The Director's Cut
A Perfect Candidate
The
Perfect Weapon
Pet
Sematary
Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's Son in
Law
Phantasm
Phantasm
II
Phantasm
III
Phantasm
OblIVion
Phenomena
Pimps Up, Hoes Down
Piranha
Part 2 The Spawning
Pirates
of the Caribbean Part 1 Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates
of the Caribbean Part 2 Dead Man's Chest (scroll
down for my comments)
Pistol Opera
Pistol
Whipped
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Planet
Terror
Point Blank
Point
Break
Point
Doom
The
Polar Express 3-D Imax Spookarama
Pootie Tang
Powerpuff Girl Movie
Predator
Predator
2
The
Prestige
Prime Cut
The Prince of Egypt -
NOTE: This is one of those literary type reviews that's more about the experience
than the movie per say
Princess Mononoke
The
Prisoner of Shark Island
The
Proposition
The
Protector
The
Psychic
Pulp Fiction
Pumping Iron
Punch Drunk Love
The Punisher (1989 Dolph Lundgren version)
The Punisher (2004 Thomas Jane version)
Punisher:
War Zone
Pursuit
of Happyness
Q
Quantum
of Solace
Quiet
Cool
The Quiet Earth
R
'R Xmas
Rabid
Raiders
of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation
Raising Cain
Rambo
Raw
Deal
Rawhead
Rex
Razorback
Reader
The Real Cancun
Red
Red Eye
Red
Scorpion
Red Sun
Redbelt
Reeker
Reign of Fire
Requiem For a Dream
Resident Evil
Rest
Stop
Return
to Sleepaway Camp
Revenge
of the Ninja
The Revolution Will
Not Be Televised
note:
Ricardo, a reader from Venezuela, tells me
that the above movie is pro-Chavez propaganda and an inaccurate depiction
of the events in his country. He suggested this
as one summary of what's wrong with the movie. And I got a pretty good hunch
he understands Venezuelan politics better than me, so I'm guessing he's right.
Richard Pryor Live
and Smokin'
Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip
Ricco
the Mean Machine
Ricochet
Rififi
Ring and
Ring 2 (I
reviewed these before almost anybody in the English type language)
Ring 0: Birthday
The Ring (american
remake)
Ringers: Lord of the Fans
Rio
Bravo
Road
Games
The
Road to Perdition
Road House
Road
House 2
The
Road Warrior (Mad Max 2)
Robocops
1-3
Robots
Rockaway
Rocky
Balboa
Rogue
Roll
Bounce
Rollerball (remake)
Rolling Thunder
Rolling Vengeance
Romeo Is Bleeding
Romeo Must Die
Rope
Rudy Ray Moore: Rude
The Rules of Attraction
Run Lola Run
The Rundown
Running
Scared
Running Time
S
Saw
Saw
II
Saw
III
Saw
IV
A
Scanner Darkly
Scarface
The
Science of Sleep
The
Scorpion King
The
Scorpion King 2 The Rise of a Warrior
Scratch
Scream
Scream Part 3
Second
In Command
The
Secret
See
No Evil
Seed of Chucky
Serenity
Seven Deadly Sins
Seven
Pounds
Sexy
Beast
Shadow
Man
Shaft
Shaft's
Big Score
Shaft
In Africa
Shaft (2000)
Shallow Hal
Shaolin Dolemite
Shaolin Soccer
The
Shepherd: Border Patrol
Shivers
Shoot
'Em Up
Showdown
in Little Tokyo
Shut
Up and Sing
Sideways
Signs
Silent
Hill
Silent Night Deadly Night parts 1&2
Silent Night Deadly
Night 3 directed
by Monte Hellman
Simon Sez
Sin City
The Sixth Sense
Slackers
Slam
Slasher
Sleepaway
Camp
Sleepaway
Camp 2: Unhappy Campers
Sleepaway
Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland
Sleepy Hollow
Slither
Slumber
Party Massacre
Smokin'
Aces
Snakes
On a Plane
Snoop
Dogg's Hood of Horror
Solaris
Soldier
Someone's
Watching Me!
Sorcerer
Southern Comfort
Southern
Discomfort
Southland
Tales
Spartan
Special
Forces
Speed
Racer
Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Part 3
The
Spirit
Spirited Away
The
Split
Spy Kids Part 2
The Squid and the Whale
Stander
Starship Troopers 2: Hero
of the Federation
Starship
Troopers 3: Marauder
Starwars Vol. II: Attack of the Clones
Starwars Part 3: Revenge of the Siths
Steal This Movie!
Stealing Beauty
Stealth
The Stepfather
Stoked: The Rise and Fall of Gator
Stone Cold
Stone
Cold revisited
on DVD
The
Story of Ricky
Storytelling
The
Strangers
The
Street Fighter
Streetwise
Striking Distance
Stuck
Stunt
Rock
Submerged
Sucker Free City
Sudden Death
Sudden
Impact
Sunshine
Superbad
Superman
Returns
Surviving
the Game
The
Sword of Doom
Sword
of Gideon
Syriana
T
Taken
The
Taking of Pelham One Two Three
Talladega
Nights the Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tape
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Team America: World Police
Teenage Caveman (2000) by Larry Clark
Tell
Them Who You Are
The
Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
The
Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2-Disc Ultimate Edition (a
review of this particular edition of the DVD, not really the movie itself)
The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Texas
Chainsaw Massacre III (Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next
Generation
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(the fuckin remake)
Texas
Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
There
Will Be Blood
They
Live
Thief
Third World Cop
Thomas
Crown Affair (the
Steve McQueen one)
Thomas
Crown Affair (the Pierce Brosnan one)
Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except
The
Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
Three Faces of Eve
Three Strikes
Three the Hard Way
Thriller:
A Cruel Picture
Thunderball
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Thursday
Timecode
Titus
To
Live and Die in L.A.
Today
You Die
The
Toolbox Murders (remake)
El
Topo
(also mentioned in this column)
Torque
and
the rise of the American Furious Movement
The
Town That Dreaded Sundown
Toy Story part 2
Tragic
Ceremony
Training Day
Transformers:
The Movie
Transformers
The Transporter
Transporter
2
Transporter
3
Trekkies
Tripwire
Tropic
Thunder
True
Lies
True Romance
The Truth About Charlie
Turistas
U
Unbreakable
Uncommon
Valor
Under
Pressure
Undercover Brother
Underworld
Underworld
Evolution
Undisputed
Undisputed
II: Last Man Standing
Unforgiven
Universal
Soldier
Unleashed
Unstoppable
Until
Death
Urban
Justice
Urban Legends: Final Cut
U.S.
SEALs II: The Ultimate Force
V
V
For Vendetta
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
(aka Vampire Hunter D)
Vampire Lovers (plus
Lust For a Vampire and Twins of Evil)
Vampires:
Los Muertos (Vampires 2)
Vampires: The Turning
(Vampires 3)
Van Damme, the Films of Jean Claude -
three
pieces discussing Sudden Death, No Retreat No Surrender,
Double Team, Die Hard and Rocky 4.
Vanilla Sky
Vanishing Point
Vidocq
Vigilante
The
Virgin Spring
W
W.
Wadd: The Life and Times
of John C. Holmes
Walk
the Line
Waking Life
Walking Tall
Walking Tall (2004 remake)
Walking
Tall: The Payback (also includes review of Part 2 Walking Tall,
the original sequel)
Walking With Dinosaurs
WALL-E
Wanted
War,
Inc.
War
of the Worlds
The
Warriors
The Wash
Wassup
Rockers
Way of the Gun
The Weather Man
Wedding
Crashers
Werewolf of Washington
Whale Rider
When
I Die (The Gonzo Memorial... A Documentary)
White Dog
Who
Can Kill a Child?
The
Wicker Man Remake
Wild Things 2
Wild Things 3
Windtalkers
Wolf Creek
The Woman Chaser
Wrestlemaniac
The
Wrestler
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End
X
X (The Man With
the X-Ray Eyes)
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men
3: X-Men Part 3
XXX
XXX2: State of the Union
Y
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Yamakasi
The Yes Men
Yojimbo
Z
Z Channel: A Magnificent
Obsession
Zatoichi (Takeshi Kitano version)
Zig Zag
Zodiac
Zoo
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