JHERE'S WHAT THE WORLD HAS TO SAY ABOUT YOURS TRULY (VERN)
"Just read one of his reviews, and you'll want to erase all your other bookmarks."
--Jeffrey M. Anderson, "Thirteen great film sites", The San Francisco Examiner
"Vern is a genius of some sort. What sort that might be is up to debate. "
--Kent State International Film Society
"The anti-'Mahir'... a writer with one of the most unique voices on the web. I hope to start his cult following."
--Film Freak Central
"I did look at your site - and found it, well, very interesting. Our reviewing styles are polar opposites so, obviously, I was not in sync with your language and point-of-view - but you have a distinctive concept and express it forcefully and I respect that."
--Susan Granger
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--Jockey Slut Magazine
"...interminable and absolutely gratuitous vulgarisms--which begin on his cover page and are splashed in his reviews. 'Fuck this, fuck that, fuck the other thing' more or less... He's free to write like an adolescent but we are free to reject that sort of thing."
--Harvey S. Karten, Online Film Critics Society
"...the gonzo film criticism love child of Joe Queenan and Hunter S. Thompson"
-- Jill Cozzi, Cozzi fan Tutti
"Oh man, you tell it like it is. You're SSOOO cool man. I wish I would have had an alki for a dad so I could have been able to be such an articulate motherfucker just like your fucking ass. Christ was a cool fucker huh man? If you don't appreciate that hen do you think that Christ would appreciate you labeling things as motherfuckers motherfucking and the most creative, motherfucking fucking! Geez, you should have stayed messed up and then maybe you would have been interesting, at least in a Cheech and hong or Chris Lloyd in Taxi type of humor. Or even if you were a pitiful dopehead you would have still have had SOMETHING going for you instead of your cynical viewpoint of the grand scheme of things. 'Look motherfucker, I'm hardcore, I've been through a lot of fucking shit... MAN My shit is REAL man!' Give me a fucking break you loser. Nobody gives a shit about you. Have a nice day knave! "
--"Jack Mehoff" in guest book
"DUDE you need to try sniffing gasoline!! It is much better than booze. Stop by my site and say hello. Maybe you can come to my concert in boone county WV and be a opening act for Me. THE DANCING OUTLAW JESCO WHITE!! remember.. if you want to get to heaven, you have to raise a little hell!!"
--JESCO WHITE - 10/29/99 07:49:29 My URL:http://members.net/jescopage/ My Email:jesco@aol.com Record: ANYTHING BY THE KING Favorite movie: viva las vegas Sober?: sometimes
"The character you portray on this website is pathetic, and I hope, for your sake, this is a joke."
--DJ Hyphen