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Griff
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July 20, 2012 - 1:16 am
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cultural disease is a term I like to use to describe unbearably Godawful things that somehow become incredibly popular and are thus unavoidable even though the very existence of them is enough to make you want to tear the flesh from your face

so what are some cultural diseases that piss you off?

for me there are many, key among them is Twilight, good fucking lord do I HATE, HATE, HATE Twilight, for four fucking years now that cultural cancer has been spread across the face of pop culture like an oozing, pus filled wound and enough is a fucking enough I say

I'll never forget reading the review of the first movie on Aint It Cool in 2008, I think it was Massawyrm that reviewed it and his review was hilarious, I remember thinking "surely this is going to be a huge bomb?", but I was wrong, so very, very wrong

thankfully though after all these years the hype on Twilight is starting to die down, there's still one (hopefully, please sweet merciful God) last movie left but already it feels like it's old hat, THANK GOD

bottom line, anyone that likes Twilight is a gigantic fucking moron and deserves to be laughed off the face of the Earth 

but now.....now there is a new beast arising, a horrifying, barbaric, face meltingly bad abomination that sucks out all joy and leaves nothing but weeping and destruction in it's wake 

behold the beast....for it is a human number and it's name is FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, the fact that former Twilight fanfiction could get re-written and become a MILLION DOLLAR selling series is enough to make you wonder if Al-Qaeda has a point with this whole "death to the west" thing 

but believe it or not, I'm actually looking forward to the movie, because it is sure to be a giant misstep not unlike the movie Exit To Eden, which faced a similar conundrum of trying to turn a pornographic Anne Rice novel about BDSM into a mainstream theatrical released movie and resulted in both Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd decked out in bondage gear 

I mean what is Hollywood thinking? do they really think they could adapt a book about hardcore sex while being forced to take all the hardcore sex out? such a movie could not possibly be a financial SUCCESS could it? if so then we will know the exact point in which all of human culture, art and entertainment throughout all of history died 

but that's not all that shares my scorn my friends, there is also the Orwellian nightmare that is REALITY TV

I LOATHE reality tv, I loathe it with the deepest pit of my soul, if you were to scrawl the word "hate" on every last inch of the entire world you would not capture a fraction of the hate I have for reality television, particularly of the Jersey Shore and Kardashian variety 

I say this in all honesty and without irony that the world would be a better place if all those people on those shows died, I mean dropped fucking dead, I would cheer with joy and the only thing I would have to say is "good FUCKING riddance", nothing can be gained with those human shaped piles of excrement, vomit and pus walking the Earth

but what inhabits the bottom of the barrel that is the never ending reservoir of my hate? what is the most soul sucking, ungodly, COSMICALLY horrendous thing I have witnessed?

the "films" of none other than the unholy duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

it is impossible to truly describe the horrors of the "movies" they have directed, including Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie, for lo I have attempted to watch all three and had to turn away for fear of the pure, jittering madness that would overtake my mind and force me to start killing and never stop if I was forced to witness another second of the horrors that they blasphemously call comedy 

the only way I can attempt to describe the "humor" of those movies is, imagine a boot stamping on the face of comedy for all eternity 

the fact that a human mind could conceive such unfathomable levels of anti-humor is enough to make the rats of insanity gnaw away at your mind until you are left shitting and drooling in the fetal position for the rest of your life  

watch those movies if you want to stare in the face of pure, unblinking evil, I would sooner laugh at child murders 

Friedberg and Seltzer deserve nothing less than an excruciatingly painful death for their crimes against humanity, listening to their screams of agony would be the soothing music to my ears to let me know there is justice in the world after all

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July 20, 2012 - 2:57 pm
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Yes. Good. The hate is swelling in you now. Give in to your anger. Use your aggressive feelings, Griff. Let the hate flow through you.

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This is quite simply the best (and truest) thing I have ever read on the internet.

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Griff,have you been watching GOD BLESS AMERICA recently? just asking...

" I see you found my trophy room. the only thing missing is your ass."

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Griff said
cultural disease is a term I like to use to describe unbearably Godawful things that somehow become incredibly popular and are thus unavoidable even though the very existence of them is enough to make you want to tear the flesh from your face

so what are some cultural diseases that piss you off?

for me there are many, key among them is Twilight, good fucking lord do I HATE, HATE, HATE Twilight, for four fucking years now that cultural cancer has been spread across the face of pop culture like an oozing, pus filled wound and enough is a fucking enough I say

I'll never forget reading the review of the first movie on Aint It Cool in 2008, I think it was Massawyrm that reviewed it and his review was hilarious, I remember thinking "surely this is going to be a huge bomb?", but I was wrong, so very, very wrong

thankfully though after all these years the hype on Twilight is starting to die down, there's still one (hopefully, please sweet merciful God) last movie left but already it feels like it's old hat, THANK GOD

bottom line, anyone that likes Twilight is a gigantic fucking moron and deserves to be laughed off the face of the Earth 

but now.....now there is a new beast arising, a horrifying, barbaric, face meltingly bad abomination that sucks out all joy and leaves nothing but weeping and destruction in it's wake 

behold the beast....for it is a human number and it's name is FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, the fact that former Twilight fanfiction could get re-written and become a MILLION DOLLAR selling series is enough to make you wonder if Al-Qaeda has a point with this whole "death to the west" thing 

but believe it or not, I'm actually looking forward to the movie, because it is sure to be a giant misstep not unlike the movie Exit To Eden, which faced a similar conundrum of trying to turn a pornographic Anne Rice novel about BDSM into a mainstream theatrical released movie and resulted in both Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd decked out in bondage gear 

I mean what is Hollywood thinking? do they really think they could adapt a book about hardcore sex while being forced to take all the hardcore sex out? such a movie could not possibly be a financial SUCCESS could it? if so then we will know the exact point in which all of human culture, art and entertainment throughout all of history died 

but that's not all that shares my scorn my friends, there is also the Orwellian nightmare that is REALITY TV

I LOATHE reality tv, I loathe it with the deepest pit of my soul, if you were to scrawl the word "hate" on every last inch of the entire world you would not capture a fraction of the hate I have for reality television, particularly of the Jersey Shore and Kardashian variety 

I say this in all honesty and without irony that the world would be a better place if all those people on those shows died, I mean dropped fucking dead, I would cheer with joy and the only thing I would have to say is "good FUCKING riddance", nothing can be gained with those human shaped piles of excrement, vomit and pus walking the Earth

but what inhabits the bottom of the barrel that is the never ending reservoir of my hate? what is the most soul sucking, ungodly, COSMICALLY horrendous thing I have witnessed?

the "films" of none other than the unholy duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

it is impossible to truly describe the horrors of the "movies" they have directed, including Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie, for lo I have attempted to watch all three and had to turn away for fear of the pure, jittering madness that would overtake my mind and force me to start killing and never stop if I was forced to witness another second of the horrors that they blasphemously call comedy 

the only way I can attempt to describe the "humor" of those movies is, imagine a boot stamping on the face of comedy for all eternity 

the fact that a human mind could conceive such unfathomable levels of anti-humor is enough to make the rats of insanity gnaw away at your mind until you are left shitting and drooling in the fetal position for the rest of your life  

watch those movies if you want to stare in the face of pure, unblinking evil, I would sooner laugh at child murders 

Friedberg and Seltzer deserve nothing less than an excruciatingly painful death for their crimes against humanity, listening to their screams of agony would be the soothing music to my ears to let me know there is justice in the world after all  

Not always what makes it all bad. My friends make money online. I, too, so want and aspire earn on Gmbl Sites. I watched twilight because I liked it. I don't follow the obsessive fashion. Just doing what I love and now thanks to this I have a good income.

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