Two reviews of recent documentaries, in case you’re into that crap. LIPSTICK AND DYNAMITE and Z CHANNEL is the titles. (sorry, I haven’t seen the penguin one.)

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Question: is there a word for when you’re searching for something on google, and you accidentally stumble across some crazy pervert subculture you never even knew existed? And of course, question number two is, what the fuck? I can just picture this guy at home jerking off to fantasies of a 200 foot tall lady dressed as Cinderella in the middle of Disneyland. On another part of the sight he also has recordings of a lady talking sexy giant talk. I don’t get it, it seems like that would be a relationship doomed to failure or at least squooshing. But I guess more power to you if you can overcome those kind of obstacles in the name of true love.

Oh jesus, it just occurred to me – does he want to climb inside there? Maybe I should email this guy for clarification.

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Here you go. I got John Singleton’s FOUR BROTHERS. I got THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. I got the documentary THE ARISTOCRATS too, complete with my version of the dirty joke that the movie is all about. Everything you could ask for almost. Also please note that my bud Skander’s movie Pervy Persuasion is playing now or coming soon or who knows what, but I saw a poster for it up.

That reminds me, I don’t watch much tv, could someone please explain to me the rock video where the girl from Skander’s movie is crying and yelling at her boyfriend cause he’s going to Iraq. Also more importantly could you explain the one where R. Kelly is crying and waving the gun around and singing about transvestites or soemthing. I don’t know alot about music. thanks

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Three options for your reading pleasure. First I got a new Vern Tell’s It Like It Is column, by popular demand. Second, I got a review of the new Jim Jarmusch picture, BROKEN FLOWERS. And thirdly, the one you know you want to read, my review of STEALTH starring a talking jet plane.

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Finally caught up with that Christian Bale science fictional picture EQUILIBRIUM.

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Wow, I been hibernating. Well, DEVIL’S REJECTS is the most interesting movie I seen in a while so hopefully that makes for a good review. If not I also reviewed a straight to video called BLAST. It’s a DIE HARD ripoff but the hero is Eddie Griffin.

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Steve Spielberg (E.T.) is back with a new one, WAR OF THE WORLDS. This movie is actually scary as shit. I recommend this picture. I got a problem, the big summer movies I seen this year are so good I never get to complain anymore or talk shit about people. It’s almost like this isn’t the internet.

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Sorry I been MIA for a while. I was switching over to a new computer and got confused. So here’s what I got for you. Two martial arts classics: 36TH CHAMBER OF SHAOLIN and ENTER THE DRAGON. Over on Ain’t It Cool I got a review of George Fucking Romero’s LAND OF THE FUCKING DEAD. If you’re like me and you like to be entertained by movies, severed heads, etc. go see it this weekend. Also if you missed it I reviewed the latest Alex de la Iglesia picture CRIMEN FERPECTO (Ferpect Crime).

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I reviewed the new Batman picture. If you don’t care about that though you should still follow the link and scroll down because I have an announcement about a dude trying to make a movie about me, how great I am, etc.

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One of the best kung fu pictures I’ve ever seen is called 8 DIAGRAM POLE FIGHTER. For some reason.

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