As part of my striving for excellence pledge, I’ve decided to start putting “06″ instead of “05″ on everything. Also I reviewed that new horror movie HOSTEL as well as MUNICH which I’m gonna tell you up front is fuckin great. And along with that I reviewed SWORD OF GIDEON which is the 1986 Steven Bauer tv movie based on the same book that MUNICH is based on.

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Check out my new Striving for Excellence logo by Tony Fleecs! Now I have a constant reminder. Never forget. Thanks bud.

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Possible quote for cover of KING KONG dvd:

“KING KONG, motherfucker. KING KONG. That’s all I got to say.” –Vern, The Ain’t It Cool News.

I’m not sure what that means but check out my review

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Holy shit, a review for a movie that actually came out less than a week ago (at least here in Seattle). Here is SYRIANA.

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My highly researched, long in the making and by now probaly irrelevant review of that movie JARHEAD. fuck.

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You probaly already heard the bad news: Richard Pryor, the greatest comedian of all time, passed away this morning of a heart attack. Here’s my new column about it if you want to wallow in sadness with me or get recommendations on the best Richard Pryor pictures to watch.

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Best find in a long damn time: BLACKJACK. 1998 TV movie by John Woo. Starring Dolph Lundgren. Believe me, this is something special. In other TV movie news I reviewed Spike Lee’s SUCKER FREE CITY as a double header with this Sarah Silverman lady’s comedy standup movie, JESUS IS MAGIC.

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What’s better than a Red Scorpion? How bout a BROWN BUNNY? I mean come on. You can’t top that. If you read only one review this year, it oughta be my review of Brown Bunny, don’t you think?

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Here’s a rare opportunity to combine two of my main interests: sinister republican scandals and shitty action movies. The movie that does this is RED SCORPION, starring Dolph Lundgren and produced by notorious republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff. No shit. Next thing you know we’re gonna find out Karl Rove did an uncredited rewrite on MISSING IN ACTION 3.

Also if you missed it I reviewed this movie called THE ESCAPIST, a little known British revenge thriller from 2001 that’s coming street to video here in the US.

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Hey everybody, I wrote a new column. It may or may not be more angry unfocused ranting about the war, torture policies and other terrible things that will bum you out. Unless it is about good things like tits, etc. Hard to say unless you read it.

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