So once again we have survived.

xXx: The Return of Xander Cage trailer 2

Sometimes life is worth living, my friends.

https://youtu.be/-ziu6JzJTZ0

VERN has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the books SEAGALOGY: A STUDY OF THE ASS-KICKING FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, YIPPEE KI-YAY MOVIEGOER!: WRITINGS ON BRUCE WILLIS, BADASS CINEMA AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS and NIKETOWN: A NOVEL. His horror-action novel WORM ON A HOOK will arrive later this year.
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10 Responses to “xXx: The Return of Xander Cage trailer 2”

  1. The motorbike ski thing did it for me. This looks amazing. But is Donnie Yen a bad guy or a good guy?

  2. I am not gonna watch the trailer. But hopefully they do not fuck it up by having Donnie Yen and Tony The Tiger on the same side!

  3. Good to see they’ve upped the innuendo ante. I always considered its absence an oversight for a film called XXX.

  4. I’ll be there opening weekend.

  5. I never thought I’d get to re-enter the “Xander Zone”, but life is full of surprises.

  6. It seems like Donnie Yen and/or his whole team start out as the bad guys but either team up against a common enemy or have been misunderstood from the beginning or have a change of heart and want to become good guys so they can go extreme sporting with Xander Cage. Any of these possibilities I support.

  7. I’m still bothered by the moral gray area of XXX, whereas he’s just an extreme sports guy who has zero qualms when it comes to murdering thugs and villains.

    It would be like if suddenly Tony Hawk was cool knocking off insurgents.

    That being said, this looks like the best of the bunch. Hopefully Darius “XXX2” Stone is back.

  8. This looks very stupid, but the right kind of stupid.

  9. They’ll have to address the elephant in the room; what has Xander had to do with the gamergate movement? Does he see himself as their profit and feel they’ve betrayed his teachings? Did he fight them? Did he join them at his lowest moment and now wants redemption? That’s probably my favourite option.

  10. I expect Yen and Jaa have 5 or 6 fights between them which obviously is not going to happen. So this is bound for disappointment.

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