Comments on: Steven Seagal: Lawman episodes 1 and 2 http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/ Vern's writings on the films of cinema Sun, 12 Feb 2012 01:10:06 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: news http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2086138 news Thu, 05 Jan 2012 07:31:33 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2086138 Seriously! That’s everything that I’m referring to: an incredible, helpful, eye-catching piece of writing. Impressive job! Seriously! That’s everything that I’m referring to: an incredible, helpful, eye-catching piece of writing. Impressive job!

]]> By: Mr. Majestyk http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054988 Mr. Majestyk Sat, 31 Dec 2011 01:07:15 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054988 Tawdry, did you actually try to ask the guy why some spambot/crusader/crusading spambot listed his number? Does Vernon work there? Or would asking that just tip him off that Vernon is on to him? I mean, there's a picture of Bobby on the catering company's website. I don't want to jump to conclusions but he doesn't NOT look like kind of guy who could be the Zodiac. This is getting pretty complicated. I think we should maybe call in the big guns. Release the AU! And after that, when he gets out of control and goes on a rampage (dog will hunt, after all), we'll have to activate Demon Dave and Albert Pyun to corral him again. Tawdry, did you actually try to ask the guy why some spambot/crusader/crusading spambot listed his number? Does Vernon work there? Or would asking that just tip him off that Vernon is on to him?

I mean, there’s a picture of Bobby on the catering company’s website. I don’t want to jump to conclusions but he doesn’t NOT look like kind of guy who could be the Zodiac.

This is getting pretty complicated. I think we should maybe call in the big guns.

Release the AU!

And after that, when he gets out of control and goes on a rampage (dog will hunt, after all), we’ll have to activate Demon Dave and Albert Pyun to corral him again.

]]> By: CJ Holden http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054352 CJ Holden Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:52:01 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054352 Hey, don't put Mr Bananagrabber on one level with a Guy Fawkes mask from a comic book shop! Hey, don’t put Mr Bananagrabber on one level with a Guy Fawkes mask from a comic book shop!

]]> By: Tawdry Hepburn http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054332 Tawdry Hepburn Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:49:04 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054332 Wait...if we did that, we would be Anonymous, wouldn't we? I'd prefer not to be part of that group. However, if I'm ever in the Bay area and need some catering...I know who to call! Wait…if we did that, we would be Anonymous, wouldn’t we? I’d prefer not to be part of that group.

However, if I’m ever in the Bay area and need some catering…I know who to call!

]]> By: Tawdry Hepburn http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054323 Tawdry Hepburn Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:47:19 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054323 Can we all block our phone numbers and start calling Bobby late at night, demanding to know where he hid Vernon's body and what he knows about the Zodiac/Jack the Ripper/the inevitable murder of CJ. Can we all block our phone numbers and start calling Bobby late at night, demanding to know where he hid Vernon’s body and what he knows about the Zodiac/Jack the Ripper/the inevitable murder of CJ.

]]> By: CJ Holden http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054312 CJ Holden Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:44:53 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054312 Also if the killer seriously manages to appear behind me, I will applaud him when I die. (Hint: wall.) Also if the killer seriously manages to appear behind me, I will applaud him when I die. (Hint: wall.)

]]> By: CJ Holden http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054304 CJ Holden Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:43:31 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054304 Tawdry! Quick! Get out of there! Now! Tawdry! Quick! Get out of there! Now!

]]> By: Tawdry Hepburn http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054302 Tawdry Hepburn Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:41:44 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054302 BREAKING NEWS! I called the number. Someone named "Bobby" picked up. Bobby didn't sound deranged or crazy or like he was expecting random phone calls from unknown numbers. I can only conclude that Bobby is one of Vernon's murderous family members. Which means that Vernon's life might be in danger! We gotta act fast, guys! BREAKING NEWS!

I called the number. Someone named “Bobby” picked up. Bobby didn’t sound deranged or crazy or like he was expecting random phone calls from unknown numbers. I can only conclude that Bobby is one of Vernon’s murderous family members. Which means that Vernon’s life might be in danger!

We gotta act fast, guys!

]]> By: Mr. Majestyk http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054296 Mr. Majestyk Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:39:46 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054296 Sadly, CJ, that means that there will be a scene where we are investigating the Zodiac's hideout, checking out his newspaper clipping collages as the sound of flies buzzing plays on the soundtrack, but little do we know that he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!! OH GOD CJ NOOOOOOOO!!!!! AND HE WAS ONLY A WEEK FROM RETIREMENT AND/OR POSSIBLY EXPECTING A BABY!!!!!! It was noble of you and Rupert to sacrifice yourselves to the cause like that. Sadly, CJ, that means that there will be a scene where we are investigating the Zodiac’s hideout, checking out his newspaper clipping collages as the sound of flies buzzing plays on the soundtrack, but little do we know that he’s RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!! OH GOD CJ NOOOOOOOO!!!!! AND HE WAS ONLY A WEEK FROM RETIREMENT AND/OR POSSIBLY EXPECTING A BABY!!!!!!

It was noble of you and Rupert to sacrifice yourselves to the cause like that.

]]> By: Tawdry Hepburn http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/05/steven-seagal-lawman-episodes-1-and-2/#comment-2054293 Tawdry Hepburn Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:39:11 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=6301#comment-2054293 First off, it would be Zodiac 2: The Social Network. Also, I got a busy signal when I called. First off, it would be Zodiac 2: The Social Network.

Also, I got a busy signal when I called.

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