Comments on: Dirty Dozen: The Next Mission http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/ Then fuck you, Jack! Mon, 22 Mar 2010 10:54:20 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: CallMeKermiT http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6480 CallMeKermiT Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:29:45 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6480 Wow , you're not the first to tell me that Ninja III is the best of the series , and I even liked a lot the second one , usually the most hated. I'm going to look into this iOffer thing, maybe this time it's the right time. And , to tell you the truth , my video store HAD the movie , I've seen it on the shelves , but I always skipped it in favor of other things like the Octagon ,the American Ninjas or Shaw Brothers movies. Big Fucking Mistake.( Well , I rented Chinese Super Ninjas , THE best ninja movie of all time , in my opinion , so it was a mistake , but I'm glad I did it ! ). Wow , you’re not the first to tell me that Ninja III is the best of the series , and I even liked a lot the second one , usually the most hated. I’m going to look into this iOffer thing, maybe this time it’s the right time. And , to tell you the truth , my video store HAD the movie , I’ve seen it on the shelves , but I always skipped it in favor of other things like the Octagon ,the American Ninjas or Shaw Brothers movies. Big Fucking Mistake.( Well , I rented Chinese Super Ninjas , THE best ninja movie of all time , in my opinion , so it was a mistake , but I’m glad I did it ! ).

]]> By: travis-dane http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6474 travis-dane Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:38:26 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6474 Mr. Majestyk, I remember watching that one as a kid. Amazingly crazy movie. I think the Golf Ninja kills about a gazillion dudes before "disappearing". I need to rewatch that one. Mr. Majestyk, I remember watching that one as a kid.
Amazingly crazy movie.
I think the Golf Ninja kills about a gazillion dudes before “disappearing”.
I need to rewatch that one.

]]> By: Mr. Majestyk http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6473 Mr. Majestyk Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:32:39 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6473 I bought a DVD-R it from a vendor on iOffer.com for $2.50. They've got all kinds of great not-on-DVD shit there for rock-bottom prices. It's totally worth tracking down. Hands-down the best of the series. (Sorry, Franco.) I bought a DVD-R it from a vendor on iOffer.com for $2.50. They’ve got all kinds of great not-on-DVD shit there for rock-bottom prices.

It’s totally worth tracking down. Hands-down the best of the series. (Sorry, Franco.)

]]> By: CallMeKermiT http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6470 CallMeKermiT Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:23:44 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6470 Mr. Majestyk : Unfortunately , no . From the original Ninja Trilogy , I missed only the third one . I KNEW of the Exorcist/Ninja angle , but all the Flashdancing part is new to me. I'm still trying to track this movie down ( remember , medieval Italy over here , "tracking down" still involves sniffing around old , dusty piles of VHS from an age long gone) and now I want to see this even more. Mr. Majestyk : Unfortunately , no . From the original Ninja Trilogy , I missed only the third one . I KNEW of the Exorcist/Ninja angle , but all the Flashdancing part is new to me. I’m still trying to track this movie down ( remember , medieval Italy over here , “tracking down” still involves sniffing around old , dusty piles of VHS from an age long gone) and now I want to see this even more.

]]> By: Mr. Subtlety http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6461 Mr. Subtlety Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:58:52 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6461 My theory is that the Yeti vs Time-travelling whales / Nazis movie is already being scripted, and that Seagal will be cast as the lead, and then his character will change from being a gruff sargent to an ex-CIA watchmaker, and then the whole thing will be changed inthe editing room to be about a Sri Lankan opium smuggling operation. But I do expect stock footage to make an appearance. My theory is that the Yeti vs Time-travelling whales / Nazis movie is already being scripted, and that Seagal will be cast as the lead, and then his character will change from being a gruff sargent to an ex-CIA watchmaker, and then the whole thing will be changed inthe editing room to be about a Sri Lankan opium smuggling operation. But I do expect stock footage to make an appearance.

]]> By: Mr. Majestyk http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6459 Mr. Majestyk Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:52:43 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6459 Kermit, have you seen Ninja III: The Domination? In that one, Sho gets recast as an eyepatch-wearing Obi Wan type who saves the day at the end. That movie begins with the most excellent display of ninjing ever, as a ninja runs around a golf course taking out cop cars and helicopters with throwing stars and spears and shit. Then the chick from Breakin' gets possessed by the spirit of an evil ninja, which really puts a damper on her aerobicizing. It's kind of an amazing movie. It's like if Enter the Ninja and The Exorcist had a threeway with Flashdance. Kermit, have you seen Ninja III: The Domination? In that one, Sho gets recast as an eyepatch-wearing Obi Wan type who saves the day at the end. That movie begins with the most excellent display of ninjing ever, as a ninja runs around a golf course taking out cop cars and helicopters with throwing stars and spears and shit. Then the chick from Breakin’ gets possessed by the spirit of an evil ninja, which really puts a damper on her aerobicizing. It’s kind of an amazing movie. It’s like if Enter the Ninja and The Exorcist had a threeway with Flashdance.

]]> By: travis-dane http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6457 travis-dane Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:43:10 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6457 Vern, you need to review THE WILD GEESE. One of the best merc movies ever made. Richard Burton Richard Harris Roger Moore Hardy Krueger Stewart Granger and a ton of other british badasses. To quote the great RSM Sandy Young: "Some of you know me already! Those of you who don't are in for a great, big fuckin' surprise! For those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they can remember! Any man here who steps out of line I will kill stone dead, it will not worry me in the slightest! There are no Queen's regulations here! When I say jump, you ask how high,Do I make myself clear? I want to hear it! Do I make myself clear? RIGHT! On the command Right and Left turn, A and B squads turn to the right, C and D squads turn to the left. SQUADS! Right and Left TURN! Right! Let's drive for our first heart attack shall we!" Great movie. Vern, you need to review THE WILD GEESE. One of the best merc movies ever made.
Richard Burton
Richard Harris
Roger Moore
Hardy Krueger
Stewart Granger and a ton of other british badasses.

To quote the great RSM Sandy Young: “Some of you know me already! Those of you who don’t are in for a great, big fuckin’ surprise! For those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they can remember! Any man here who steps out of line I will kill stone dead, it will not worry me in the slightest! There are no Queen’s regulations here! When I say jump, you ask how high,Do I make myself clear? I want to hear it! Do I make myself clear? RIGHT! On the command Right and Left turn, A and B squads turn to the right, C and D squads turn to the left. SQUADS! Right and Left TURN! Right! Let’s drive for our first heart attack shall we!”

Great movie.

]]> By: CallMeKermiT http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6456 CallMeKermiT Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:39:44 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6456 Mr. Majestyk : Time Traveling Whales ! They're so technologically advanced that it's not even a fair fight : missiles , laser eyes , spaceships , death stars. Plus , remember , they've got ninjas riding on their backs. Mr. Majestyk : Time Traveling Whales ! They’re so technologically advanced that it’s not even a fair fight : missiles , laser eyes , spaceships , death stars. Plus , remember , they’ve got ninjas riding on their backs.

]]> By: CallMeKermiT http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6453 CallMeKermiT Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:32:26 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6453 I think that the recasting approach is a difficult art to master , but it's almost a parallel , definite current in film making. Enter the Ninja did it , with Kosugi returning in the sequel as the protagonist ( the same thing that happens in all the Undisputed sequels , but with the same character) and in Undisputed 2 we saw the recasting of the lead ! My head hurts now. I think that the recasting approach is a difficult art to master , but it’s almost a parallel , definite current in film making. Enter the Ninja did it , with Kosugi returning in the sequel as the protagonist ( the same thing that happens in all the Undisputed sequels , but with the same character) and in Undisputed 2 we saw the recasting of the lead ! My head hurts now.

]]> By: Mr. Majestyk http://outlawvern.com/2009/09/10/dirty-dozen-the-next-mission/#comment-6452 Mr. Majestyk Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:25:38 +0000 http://outlawvern.com/?p=5747#comment-6452 Can the whales fly? Because otherwise I don't see how they're going to be much use again the Yetis. Unless the Yetis are in German U-Boats. Okay, I just answered my own question. Can the whales fly? Because otherwise I don’t see how they’re going to be much use again the Yetis. Unless the Yetis are in German U-Boats.

Okay, I just answered my own question.

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