I don’t think I’ve ever reviewed a script before, but if there’s gonna be a first time it might as well be Stallone’s THE EXPENDABLES. In other Dolph Lundgren coverage I got him versus Van Damme in UNIVERSAL SOLDIER. I also wrote about GINGERDEAD MAN 2: THE PASSION OF THE CRUST. I wanted to review that one for Christmas time but the movie bummed me out so I decided not to post it until now.
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How can we talk about Ralph Moeller without mentioning this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjeheaFfsM (If you don't really wanna know how it sounds when the ... - ClintJCL on Kick-Ass
Wow. Buncha haters here. - ClintJCL on Kick-Ass
Uh - i'd say you'd find 10X as many teenagers today who know American Beauty than Sunset Blvd! - Jot on Best of the Best 2
Remember seeing this in the cinemas and been dumbstruck with how different it was from the first, the quick demise ... - Griff on Best of the Best 2
I wish Vern would review Never Ending Story and Jurassic Park Brakus would do it - john_b on Best of the Best 2
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Vern, you know now anytime someone recommends you to review a movie, they are gonna use what I will call ... - Caoimhín on Best of the Best 2
This really should have been called the Second Best of the Second Best. - PacmanFever on The Karate Kid (1984)
I have, for various reasons, read Hulk Hogan's autobiography, and perhaps even more notable than the blatant "embelishments" is the ... - Dig Duggler on Best of the Best
I remember the time I went to the Great American Beer Festival. I pissed competition all night long. - Dig Duggler on Best of the Best
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