Guess what motherfuckers, today I’m a published author. If you missed my super rare self-published version of SEAGALOGY now you can finally stop regretting it and go pick up a copy of the Titan Books edition from your local independent bookseller, your monolithic chain store, maybe even your library if you’re poor.
In other words, my book “drops” today. I always wanted to say I had something about to “drop.” Also I got a really nice review over on Chud that validates all the work I put into it, makes me think most of what I was trying to accomplish with it might be successful. Y’all gonna make a motherfucker cry like at the end of BABE when he says “That’ll do pig.”
I’m very proud of this book, it is my masterwork so far, I hope it is the “Straight Outta Compton” of film criticism. And it’s gonna be a while before I figure out what exactly the “The Chronic” of film criticism is. So I may be promoting this thing a little more but I will try to stay conscious of the fact that some of you guys have got to be sick of hearing about god damn Seagal.
So to thank you for your patience here is a little review of DIRTY HARRY.
And if anybody reads the book please let me know what you think, outlawvern-at-hotmail-dot-com. Also tell your friends. Father’s Day is coming up. Not too early to stock up for Christmas either. You know how you always intend to start early, but then Thanksgiving comes and you forgot. That is why you should order 500 copies from Amazon right now. I’m trying to knock THE ART OF KUNG FU PANDA off the top movies/entertainment/genres sellers.
anyway thanks everybody
