For generations, kids have grown up on Mad Magazine and their movie “satires” where they change the names around so it’s funny. For example instead of “Night of the Living Dead” it might be called “Nut of the Living Dead.” Or instead of “Knight Rider” it might be called “Nut Rider.” Or instead of “Iron Man” it could be called “Nut Man.”
But for those of us who could not afford Mad Magazine we did not know about those hilarious plays on words and had to read Cracked Magazine instead. Well now, somehow, Cracked Magazine has evolved into cracked.com which is a funny websight with many humorous lists. So I am proud to have written a Steven Seagal-related list for them, it is the fulfillment of a life long dream that Cracked would turn into some other technology and then I would write a list for it or whatever.
Before you read it though I have to warn you that they rewrote it and I am not responsible for those derogatory remarks about Seagal or Stallone. My version was actually called “7 Great Steven Seagal Occupations”, not “6 Least Plausible,” and included “not exactly a cop” from URBAN JUSTICE.
I guess now I know the harsh reality of writing for Cracked. You might say it’s not what it’s cracked up to be. (I better look up if there is a mad.com to send that one to)
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