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4/2/08

Thanks everybody for your kind comments about my April Fool’s thing yesterday. Sorry if I gave anybody a heart attack. I worked real hard on that thing and tried to make it my definitive statement on commercialism in movie web sights and various other things I see going on today. So please check it out if you missed it.

Also today I have for you a quick review of the most recent Van Damme picture, the highly anticipated THE SHEPHERD: BORDER PATROL.

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